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02 November 2011 @ 02:02 am
Title: For Great Justice...And Also Frosting
Fandom: Avengers
Rating: Seriously? Just read it.
Summary: Crack. Pure, unadulterated crack. Or why I can't talk to Jules while buying donuts.

You're just jealous that I'm more delicious than you.Collapse )
11 July 2011 @ 01:30 am
I preface this by saying it's entirely metonymy's fault.

Fandom: X-Men: First Class.
Title: This Never Happened to James Bond (Or: The One Where Erik is a Fucking Shark).
Author: flameish.
Pairing: Implications of mancrush at first sight on Charles's end.
Rating: PG.
Word count: 407.
Summary: A ficlet in which the yacht incident takes a sharp left turn, Charles muses on James Bond, and Erik is a fucking shark. Pure, unadulterated crack.
Notes: Again, this is entirely metonymy's fault. Minus the part where I wrote it. And came up with the idea. Okay, basically she just went "DOOOOOOOOOOOO IT!" and I did.
Disclaimer: Obviously, nothing here belongs to me. Seriously, I don't even want to take credit for the mess below. It is beyond absurd.

This never happened to James Bond.Collapse )
20 May 2010 @ 04:15 pm
This is quite possibly the best love!meme ever. Everyone should take part.

My thread is here.
20 July 2009 @ 01:50 pm
So, apparently bisexuality is just a myth, propagated by...bisexual people I guess. Or would that be people with delusions of bisexuality? Anyway, apparently I'm either straight or a lesbian, and the latter is doubtful, and I really need to get over myself and stop being so melodramatic. Because claiming to be aware of one's own sexuality is clearly a melodramatic act.

I'm so glad that I have my mother around to explain these things to me. Clearly she knows better than me. I mean, without her, I might still be harbouring the delusion that I know more about my own sexuality than she does. Obviously, this is a false assumption. Because my mother says so and she knows all.

People disgust me. They really do. Normally, I'd place something like this behind a cut, but I'm not going to.

George Tiller was assassinated yesterday. In his church. And it was assassination, because his murder was motivated by entirely ideological reasons. See, George Tiller was a doctor. More specifically, he was a doctor who performed late-term abortions. And his killer, Scott Roeder, is an extremist anti-abortion activist. To put it frankly, Roeder is a terrorist. Some people would disagree, but terrorism, by it's definition, is the calculated use of violence in an attempt to cause fear and attain goals that are political or religious in nature. That's what this, and Roeder's 1996 plan to blow up an abortion clinic, was. Terrorism. Because of acts like this, doctors are scared to offer late-term abortions, because they could be killed. There are very few who still offer them.

And yet, if you turn on the television, or look at what people are saying, you'll see on Fox News references to how Tiller was "a mass murderer" who killed thousands of American citizens. His actions, in offering a legally protected medical procedure have been called "Hitlerian" and "purely demonic" and the TERRORIST who murdered him in his church has been hailed, by some far-right extremists, as a HERO! What the hell is wrong with the world when people call themselves pro-life, but see no issue with the murder of innocent doctors who are only doing their job? When Bill O'Reilly refers to the man as 'Tiller the Baby Killer' and other such monikers? It's conservative media like this that affects the mindset of people. They aren't the cause of all extremist anti-abortion sentiment, but they certainly support it and fan the flames. And they can't even see their own hypocrisy, which just makes it worse.

Tiller wasn't the first abortion doctor who was the victim of this brand of terrorism. That was Dr. David Gunn, in 1993. He was killed by Michael F. Griffin, who shouted "Don't kill any more babies" before shooting him. Then there was Dr. John Britton and his clinic escort, James Barrett (by the way, clinic escorts are necessary to shield doctors and patients from anti-abortion activists. They need ESCORTS just to go in and out), who were killed in 1994 by Paul Jennings Hill, who also seriously injured Dr. Britton's wife. John C. Salvi III killed receptionists in two abortion clinics in Massachussetts in 1994. And there's Dr. Barnett Slepian, who was killed in his own home in 1998 by James Charles Kopp's sniper rifle. And let's not forget Eric Robert Rudolph, who bombed not only two abortion clinics in Atlanta and Birmingham 1997 and 1998, but also a lesbian bar in Atlanta in 1997 and Centennial Olympic Park in Atlanta during the 1996 Olympics, all with bombs made of dynamite surrounded by NAILS to act as schrapnel. He killed and injured several people in those attacks. And there have been plenty of others. And these terrorists are treated like heroes by extremist anti-abortion activists.

I see things like this and I am sickened for the state of our country. I really don't know what to think about people any more. People who murder people to further their religious viewpoint are terrorists. Not heroes. And I am completely and utterly disgusted with humanity.

That's it. I'm getting off my soapbox now. I'm going to go lay down with ice cream and a work of classic zombie literature until the world makes sense again. I really want a hug right now...just to prove not everyone sucks.
19 March 2009 @ 12:22 am
This is what one of my friends calls the Stalker Quiz...also known as 'How Well Do You Know Me?'

Stalker Quiz! Yay!Collapse )

80-85 Points; Stalker Extraordinaire!
70-79 Points; Hard-Working Stalker
-70 scriblix
40-69 Points; Decent Stalker
-48 uneasylies
-52 nogitsune
20-39 Points; Stalker-In-Training
00-19 Points; Crappy Stalker or New Stalker

Comments are screened so no cheating.
PS: Put this in your journal!

The longer you've known me? The more stringent the grading process :D KGO!
10 March 2009 @ 03:57 am
Sometimes I feel like I'm on the outside of everything. I can't really explain it. But I feel that way sometimes. Like my friends are just putting up with me because they're nice people. I feel disconnected from people. Like concentric circles...within it all but never touching. There's this space. Maybe it's just because I'm busy a lot. I don't know. Maybe I just wish I had the sort of connection they seem to have with one another. Or maybe I'm just being maudlin. That last one is entirely possible.

I saw Zekke again today. That was a nice surprise. He was at the school and so was I, so we hung out until I had to get to rehearsal. Just sat by a tree in the park by the school and talked. It was nice. I say that a lot...and it's a rather apathetic descriptor, when you really think about it. But I really do like him. It's...oh lord, here we go again...nice to have that sort of connection with another person again. As much as I loved Sheena, the distance made it hard sometimes...a lot of the time if I'm being honest, and I try to be honest. At the same time though, I haven't had this sort of thing in so long that I'm constantly worried I'm going to fuck it up, which is silly, because it's not really anything to fuck up yet.

I feel like I'm going to be really just...not up for anything on Wednesday. Maybe I should just phone in sick to life. I don't know. It's weird how much it still hurts. It would have been a year. I need to stop dwelling.

Went by Cosmic Castle today. The store is a great place to go in the break between my classes. I saw Leslie there, which was nice. She was getting lunch with Rod. And I talked to Jeremy for a bit. I went by again before rehearsal and bought some new dice. They're really pretty. Red and white...well, more of a cream colour. I love new dice.

I don't know. Maybe I'm already feeling all meh. It just fucking sucks sometimes. I stand by my original thoughts on the matter. If two people love each other, they stay together. If they don't, they break up. Simple. Or maybe I'm more naive than I'd like to admit.

I really don't know. Just a whole lot of v.v feelings-wise. I hate when I feel like this. I just feel so fucking tired sometimes. But I do think I deserve to be happy...that's not too much to ask, really.

In other news? Actors still make me feel violent for the most part. I'm trying not to give in to the impulse to smack them with sticks.
05 March 2009 @ 03:23 am
I find this incredibly amusing.

Which Heroes Character Are You?Collapse )

Now we know why I always want more of him on the show.